Tuesday, October 30, 2012

and I have a bridge for you.....

 Since I was not born yesterday I think I will keep my money?
How about you?

Dear Valued Beneficiary,

 This Email is from DHL head courier service company regarding your parcel that was supposed to be delivered to you,along the delivery process there was a problem between us and the Nicon Insurance Company in regard of some certificate which covers the security of your package and it happens to be the cause that your package was held from being delivered to you. Meanwhile, we are happy to inform you that our management has sorted it out and the Issue has been finalized with the company, so the management which is the company organization has released 4 (four) valuable packages to be delivered to their owners. Therefore be informed that your package which contain a cash equivalent of $3.9 million dollars is among the listed packages to be deliver.

 You are to re-confirm to us the below information for direct delivery.
 1,Your Full Name:
 2,Your Delivery Address:
 3,Your Cell Phone Number:
 5,Your Country:

 Meanwhile considering that the senders of this parcel,still owes this company the sum of $50 dollars before the problem occurred,furthermore I want you to understand that this company has spent out their income in the process of recovering back your package,we once again appreciate your patient in our favor, But as the rightful beneficiary of the parcel,you are to settle for the cost of delivering of your package and for the immigration and custom stamp duty charges which is the sum of $75 dollars only,left to our payment section via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address.

 We want you to know that your package will be delivered to your doorstep within 2 official working days after the day of payment confirmation and the shipment will get to your door step the next day as soon as the payment of $75 (Seventy five United States dollar) is received, Consequently be informed that once your payment is been received as required by the management your tracking Number will be sent to you via e-mail to enable you track your package online to know the arrival date to your resident because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favor.Moreover our management is hereby to inform all their customers to be careful with their email communication to avoid been a scam victim.

 HERE IS OUR WESTERN UNION/MONEY GRAM PAYMENT INFORMATION  =============================================================
 1] SENDER'S NAME..................?
 2] RECEIVERS NAME------OFORKA CHRISTIAN NONSO  3] RECEIVERS COUNTRY---Lagos Nigeria,  4] TEXT QUESTION------------Best Colour  5] TEXT ANSWER-------------- White  6] AMOUNT TO BE PAID---------$75  7] PLEASE SEND THE MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN)-------------?

 Once the payment is been made as required quickly forward the below information to us via Email:( dhlexpress0012@yahoo.cn )

 DHL is one of the world's great success stories, the start-up that revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 30 years,we've grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies -a DHL that's bigger, stronger, better than ever.DHL provides access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain,transportation,business and related information services.

 Waiting to hear from you.

 Mr.Fred Johnson


Tracey Broome said...

In the time it took this fool to type this, they could have gone to a job interview and got a real job, instead of trying to rip people off! (I'm assuming that's what this is). I have been getting a lot of these emails lately, Grrrr... How stupid do they think we are!

Claudia from Idiot's Kitchen said...

But with your 3.9 million dollars, you could buy some real dinosaurs for your local zoo!

Julia said...

I love these emails, and also the ones where I win the UK lottery 5 or 6 times a day! :)

Lori Buff said...

I got one just like this! You mean we're not going to be rich? Darn, back to the potters wheel.

The other day I got an email from the BBB that looked really authentic. It was about a complaint and included a file with all the details of the complaint. Of course the file was complaint.pdf.exe. which means "virus." Sigh, don't people have better things to do?

cookingwithgas said...

they are fishing and no, they have nothing better to do than to see if the fish are bitting. This fish is keeping her hard earned dollars.
I do love the delet button.

I guess I will just have to settle for being one of those poor, hard working potters.

Laurie said...

Sheesh! I haven't actually read one of these in quite a while, being fond of the delete button myself. Guess nobody's informed them about run-on sentences, eh?

Shortstuff said...

$3.9 Mil and you're not just jumpin' on this? Shocked! I'm shocked I say!!

Sandy miller said...

Had someone send a survey the other day for farm equipment. I filled it out as a potter and a woman who lives on a half acre with 9 chickens and really old dog. By the time I got done filling out answers I was in hysterics! Entertainment for potters who spend too much time in the studio :)

Linda Starr said...

If I had a nickel for every one of these I've received I'd be rich.